Q: When did you first get to know Lorcet? My first memory of taking an opiate was on a road trip with this girl I was friend with. We stopped by her mom's house who was ill. When we got back in the car to continue the drive, she handed me a pill. I remember my neck felt soft and weird the whole drive. Q: How does it feel when you take Lorcet? At its best It feels like a thin warm glow surrounding your entire body, with a slightly thicker, warmer glow surrounding your brain. Q: Do you hate yourself? Is that why you take Lorcet? Not really...maybe? No hate. Just a general apathy towards everything Q: Do you ever have sex with strangers for your Lorcet? Only once. and this is a funny story, so at our library they have these holes in the bathroom stalls. Q: How skinny is your waist and/or bruised arm? 31 inches around I think? Q: Do you faint often? When's the last time you fainted? Yes, extreme frequent fainting. Exactly three weeks ago Q: Do you "get a buzz" by showing up in public locations while on Lorcet? Must avoid public at all costs while on Lorcet. Q: What do you mix your Lorcet with? Beer, wine, liquor, mexican food, Vivaldi, Beethoven, saki. Q: Will you stop taking Lorcet when your throat falls off? Ha. I will stop taking Lorcet never. Q: Lastly, when was the last time you assaulted a tourist, for Lorcet? Tourists come to Baton rouge for many reason ...mainly football. Last year Florida was in town, I wondered aimlessly among the wanderers. Mainly looking for free beer and hot wings. As likely to happen during any football game, I felt an uncontrollable craving for Lorcet. Finding the weakest Gator fan I could find, I pushed a broken KFC spork to his throat and demanded Lorcet. As you can probably imagine, the poor frightened man new nothing of what I was talking about. Coming from Gainesville FL, this tourist knew of two things: jesus and tim tebow. Unfortunately neither were there to help him. *
Advertisement
Is this the shit they give you when you get a tooth pulled?
I wish I could detect if this were a real interview, if you have a brother with a drug problem, or if it is “funny”.
It is probably all of the above
Pingback: Pink Elephant Hydrocodone Richard Yates. 5K results. « Sean Blog: It All Relates 2 Writing