Seriously?
Ha Ha Ha
No, seriously. This blog is a persona. Every single day of our lives is a persona. Go take a creative nonfiction class, or just trust me.
D-uh.
So go eat big ol’ sloppy David Sedaris on Dexedrine nachos:
Oh my God this looks so bad it is good! If u know what I mean (you do).


Oh, wow…that…looks…erm–disgusting. Yep.
Guess this means I’ll have to post pics of sopapillas tonight eh?
You are still funny after all these years…
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Is anyone having a problem connecting to Duotrope? I was thinking it might be money problems, or my compulter?
nachos nachos nachos! Having thought long and hard about it, I’ve decided you have to marry me. The end.
http://theworldsbestever.com/2010/03/25/steve-jobs-cheese-head-with-nachos/
I do not believe I have seen this described that way before. You actually have clarified this for me. Thank you!
Um, would you mind terribly if I just adopted your blog ethic word-for-word? Also, those nachos look so wrong. And yet so right.